things to put on my resume
- i have as many oscars as leonardo dicaprio
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| teacher: | don't bullshit this essay |
| me: | i'm gonna bullshit this essay |
Tywin Lannister is like Oprah only instead of cars he gives out really shitty marriages
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THEY NEVER EVEN THANKED THIS FUCKERĀ
3 MOVIES LATER AND THEY NEVER EVEN THANKED HIM
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Mia Thermopolis, sassing her Grandma since the age of 15
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